Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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