i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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