I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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