I think I just saw someone hide a body.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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