Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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