Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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