I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
