Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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