windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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