Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
her vagine was all disorganized.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I have feelings that need drinking.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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