the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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