All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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