I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
dude. I can hear the air.
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