you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
You're a waste of cheezeits
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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