kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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