Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
i believe in u and ur pee
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