i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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