Midget sex pt 2 tonight
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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