He disabled his match.com account in front of me
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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