I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
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