After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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