Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Randomize
