Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
