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(402): View more from Nebraska

Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would

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(818): View more from California

And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.

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(954): View more from Florida

I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?

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(563): View more from Iowa

At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.

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