is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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