He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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