On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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