I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
The power of my boobs compel you
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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