As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
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