I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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