Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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