you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
splinters make it hard to masturbate
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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