My balls are so social today.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
tell me about the fingering
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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