the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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