Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
Randomize
