Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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