You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Randomize
