After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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