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Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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