they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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