I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
no you cant smoke seaweed
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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