then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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