brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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