I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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