I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Randomize
