Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i think my tv is drunk
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
i out mim tonsoeep
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