the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I am naked and annoyed.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
