I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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