Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
This is my gift to your gina
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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