The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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