It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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