i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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