Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
